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i used to live elsewhere.it's not that bad.
uh, to quote big d and the kids table:
"my friends are fucking awesome. and we'll keep on doing our best, even though our lives are a mess"
“It could be humanity’s oldest story of doomed love. Archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Neolithic period locked in an eternal embrace and buried outside Mantua, Italy, just 25 miles south of Verona, the city where Shakespeare set the star-crossed tale of Romeo and Juliet.”
Beautiful.
(via yerawizardharry)
RT @wavveswavves: suffering, death, destruction, anxiety, alien life, agoraphobia, impending doom, getting high #thingsiregularlythinkabout
RT @DaRealAmberRose: No matter where u come from or what u did in ur past everyone deserves LOVE.
I don’t understand how I can go from beaming with happiness to feeling so upset within the span of minutes
RT @NotChrisRock: I hate when I think I messed up typing a password & don’t know the last letter I typed so I have to delete everything …
#notafan of dumbasses blowing up my twitter with their boring lives and what they aren’t a fan of. #unfollowed
RT @Lord_Voldemort7: #changelovetolubesongs “I lube you, you lube me, we’re a happy family.” I didn’t think it was possible to make the …
My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Stars (50), Miike Snow (12) & My Chemical Romance (6) http://bit.ly/aPrzq8
RT @SteveMartinToGo: I have decided to be “bad,” like Charlie. Going over the details with my wife.
RT @SarahKSilverman: “Whining!”
-Charlie Sheenstein
RT @skeetonmytwitts: ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN - Charlie Sheen
Being Born in 1992
My biggest regret ever is being born in 1992. This generation sucks. Everyone is stupid. Being alive is just so depressing. Gas right when I got my license skyrocketed to 4 dollars a gallon and I can’t find a job to save my life. And music now sucks. People used to know what love was and what it meant to be alive.
[Male, 19]
(via promisciousyears)
When someone tells you that they don’t like Meryl Streep:
(Source: streepology, via burning-soul)
My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Santigold (25), Regina Spektor (17) & Sigur Rós (12) http://bit.ly/aPrzq8
